This blogging thing is interesting. There’s so much I have yet to learn not only about writing but about blogging itself.
I was looking at my site stats today and noticed there is an area called Search Terms. Obviously this is what someone searched for when they found my page. I read through that list tonight and pretty much wet my pants. Giggled for a good 20 minutes before I could even share the one that REALLY caught my eye.
The search term: naked mud riding parties.
Now, I’m no prude but I have no idea what the hell that is. I know what mud wrestling is but the word riding brings a whole new element. Do you bring your own saddle? Enough of that, I better not speculate on what it might be or why someone was searching for it, I’ve also resisted any temptation to search for that myself because I really don’t want to know, not tonight anyway. It might be disturbing and I’m here by myself.
I wonder how disappointed that person was when they clicked on my blog? Is that one of those “damn search engines never give me what I want moments”? Perhaps my blog ruined a ‘special moment’ they were trying to have, sorry buddy.
I’m certainly going to watch the search terms closer now, maybe there’s an untapped market of readership out there I have no idea about!!
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So, uh, what exactly do you have on this site that makes it come up in searches for naked mud riding parties? Other than this post, of course!
Been wondering that myself. I mentioned ‘naked’ in a gym post, not sure about the rest of the words. Now that it’s been mentioned a couple more times I’ll probably move to number 1 in the searches. Hopefully that community enjoys a little humor.
I get weird ones all the time, though my most frequent is probably “Solange Knowles”