What do you think it means when you get a fortune that has a typo in it or something was lost in translation? Does that mean you will have really bad luck for life or something? I’m a little worried about that because my last fortune said:
“May the warm winds of heaven blow softly upon your sprint.”
Now, we are all very aware that I do not sprint, even if the warm winds of heaven are pushing me at hurricane speeds. Pretty sure God can’t even get this rear end to sprint. I also haven’t dared throw it away yet for fear that’s more bad luck. I can only hope that sprint was supposed to say spirit.
My quest now is to find a Chinese philosopher who could help me out with this. If I find one I will share the news of what a fortune like this means. Until then, here’s hoping the winds are strong if I need to sprint somewhere.
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