What do you think it means when you get a fortune that has a typo in it or something was lost in translation?  Does that mean you will have really bad luck for life or something?  I’m a little worried about that because my last fortune said:

“May the warm winds of heaven blow softly upon your sprint.”

Now, we are all very aware that I do not sprint, even if the warm winds of heaven are pushing me at hurricane speeds.   Pretty sure God can’t even get this rear end to sprint.  I also haven’t dared throw it away yet for fear that’s more bad luck.  I can only hope that sprint was supposed to say spirit.

My quest now is to find a Chinese philosopher who could help me out with this.  If I find one I will share the news of what a fortune like this means.  Until then, here’s hoping the winds are strong if I need to sprint somewhere.