Ever wonder who else has your name out there? I bet some of you even know a person with your same name. I’m curious now and then so I Googled myself today. I know, I know, if we would have said that 20 years ago our parents would have scolded us.
I was pleasantly surprised that the first three entries were my LinkedIn page, Following Funny’s Twitter and Pinterest. Then it’s no longer me but my name is on a page with Chuck, in Mount Prospect, Illinois, I’m also on MyLife in Madrid, oh how exciting, someone with my name is in Madrid! At closer inspection, it’s Madrid, IA, not quite as exciting.
On the first page there is also all the “find the address, phone number and criminal record” results that come with all name searches. I’m okay not searching for my criminal record, I know all too well what it is…..I mean, I’m sure I don’t have a criminal record.
As I go through the pages of results I find out I am in Pleasantville, PA and London, Ontario, I was slightly excited here again with the whole London thing but no such luck, it’s Canada, eh. I found that my Twitter account has a value of $31.74 which I have no idea what that means but I’ll take a check for that and I’ve recently been on an Alzheimer’s walk, wonder how much money I raised?
A majority of the first 5 pages are not me which is a bit of a relief since most of it’s crap anyway. Following Funny’s Facebook page didn’t come up so I might want to do something about that.
To take my curiosity further I clicked on the “images” search in Google and found some gems. Of course, I picked out the ones I thought were the funniest to share with you.
Not my dog, but it’s cute. I hope its name isn’t Peggy, that’s not a very good name for a dog.
This is for sure not me as the troops would not want me to wear my pajamas for them. Nice legs though.
No clue what is happening here.
This is not me, nor a relative of mine that I’m aware of but I do love how this picture was tweaked in Photoshop for some reason or another. Maybe the picture is from a police line-up photo and the height lines were removed. Wonder what her crime was?
This one disturbs me. There’s the unibrow, the closed eyes and the possibility his nipples have been removed.
Okay, I’m quitting before I have bad dreams. It was fun while it lasted. I encourage you to Google yourself, it gave me a good laugh.