Holy saggy parts Batman!
It happened and I am mortified. I finally have a roommate for the first time in almost four years. She’s been here for about three months. Things are working out spectacular….well, they were……..until very early Saturday morning.
Let me explain. We both had plans for a marvelous Friday evening, separate plans I might add. She had bowling and I was meeting a friend after work for some dinner and girl talk. Life was good. We both ended up being out pretty late, she made it home before I did so by the time I arrived, she was more than ready for bed.
We chatted for a couple of minutes, she dozed off several times, and then she finally went to bed. I went to the bathroom, dilly dallied for a bit and decided I wasn’t quite ready for bed but needed to take my contacts out and find some pajamas.
Well, I took out my contacts upstairs and realized my pajamas were in the living room downstairs because I had washed clothes the night before. I was already in my birthday suit and figured things were good, she was in bed and my pajamas weren’t far from the stairs. No worries, easy peezy, I’ve done this a hundred times.
About the time I got to the bottom of the stairs and was reaching for my pajamas my roommate came out of her room and started walking my way and talking. I said “holy shit” and screamed when she spotted me reaching to grab my pajamas. She scared the daylights out of me.
For those of you who know me, to cover up anything I have that’s naked is almost impossible. I would have needed a tarp on me for her not to see anything. Parts of me were peeking around the corner and other parts were hidden, the wrong parts were peeking. I was in the wrong spot at the wrong time. My roommate said “oh shit” and turned around to go back to her room. I was yelling an apology after her but she kept walking with her hands up in the air.
What the hell do I do now? I decided to flash my 40something girl parts to my roommate and I have no idea how I will even face her. I haven’t seen her much since the incident and I have completely ignored it thus far. I think I will go with that and hopefully she won’t bring it up. I imagine what she saw will be burned in her memory and she’s probably scarred for life, poor woman.
I learned m lesson…..no more walking around the house naked……ever.
2 thoughts on “Naked Encounter”
Ba ha ha!!!! You are hilarious!!! It is hard to learn to put clothes on after living alone! Somehow I managed to not get caught!!
Thank you for the laugh funny lady!!
One encounter is hopefully all it takes for me to not repeat the performance. You’re welcome as always, I’m going to try to start writing more again now that the book is ready to go.